she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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