i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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