dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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