So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
tell me about the fingering
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