I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
