My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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