I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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