so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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