Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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