the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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