i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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