Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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