Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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