Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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