can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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