Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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