I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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