I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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