spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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