Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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