I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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