Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When did angry sex become our thing?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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