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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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