I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.