So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients