I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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