Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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