apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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