you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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