no. you can't hotbox the world.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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