We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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