All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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