i just google imaged poop.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
