would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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