im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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