you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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