Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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