i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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