So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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