Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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