The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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