you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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