This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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