The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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