He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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