I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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