are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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