We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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