The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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