Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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