YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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