just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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